Slug Juice

From WikiNebea

Slug Juice is a punch I serve at conventions.

Recipe

• 1 gallon jug - Sunny Delight (smooth blend)
• 1/2 two-liter bottle - Code Red Mountain Dew
• 1 750 mL bottle - Vodka (any brand)

Chill all items ahead of time.
Add Sunny D to a 2 gallon cooler with spigot.
Pour in vodka, and stir.
Pour in Code Red Mt. Dew.
Serve in large cups to people who will drink anything as long as it's free. 
Bonus points if they are wearing Viking helmets or pirate gear. 

Note: Red and Sticky - keep towels under the cooler to catch drips.

He's not wearing the helmet in this picture.

Pirate merchant

This is half the reason they call him Naked Bob.

whKssh... Vwroom...